Rahasia Lelaki...

This is very funny, but yet it is quite true dowh..gagaga

Awal Perkahwinan

Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "Jom..dari duduk rumah, bosan plak.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "Abang penat laaa..Ayang pergi sendiri laaa..naik lrt ke..drive ke..teksi ke.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "Apa shopping moping..?..aku lompang kang...."

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "OK..no problem.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "Awak tak boleh masak ke ?"

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "Awak nikah je lah ngan mamak kedai tu..."

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang mengandung.."
Suami : "Abang tak sabar nak lihat anak kita.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Abang tolong buat susu anak.."
Suami : "Abang mengantuk laa..ayang buat laaa.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Cuba awak tegur anak awak tu sikit.."
Suami : "Tu bukan anak saya...tu anak awak..awak ar tegur.."

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : "OK..no problem.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : "Saya penat, awak ajelahh yang buat.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : " Apa kata awak masak, awak kemas, awak buat sumer...
saya nak....zZZZZzzzZZ" (belum habis ckp dah tido)..

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "Apa yang ayang inginkan.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "Setiap tahun saya berikan...tak cukup lagi ke?"

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "Lompang nak ?"...

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : "Takpe, biar abang masak.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : "Masak jer la apa2 jer.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : "Nak tunggu den lompang baru nak pandai masak? Bakar je lar dapur tu..."...

Debt, Hutang, Pinjam, whatever the way you want to call it...never take it for granted..

This info was given to me via e-mail and its main subject is about how debt could really haunt you down to the grave..For Muslims, we are encouraged to settle all the debts before we die, or it will be the one thing that will stops us from dying peacefully and absolutely no pass to the heaven..I believe all other religions also forbid people from taking something that is not belong to them or borrowing something, and yet not be able to return to it's owner accordingly...That's why most of the Malays (which MOSTLY muslims), in the old times, really afraid not to be able to pay back any debts to it's respective owner. But its kind a different story for our people nowadays......Just see the picture below, it will explain the dangerous of unsettle debts..

This picture was taken at a muslim graveyard in Lembah Keramat said to be behind the Petronas. As we can see, the headstone (batu nisan) was covered with a plastic bag which contains a message from somebody to the corpse's family members, claiming their debt plus some business cards which also included inside the plastic. How do you think the family members would feel if they discovered about this later on?...So, i would like to remind myself, including all my friends out there.....better not borrow things, if you cannot afford to pay back and if you had owed somebody something, go and settle all the debts, before it's too late..and something like the picture above could be happening to you..who knows...PEACE~...Rosnizam, hutang aku rm20 bila nak bayar?!!CIBAI!!Pewi, ko hutang nyawa ngn aku..hahaha...iklan..

How to check your RM50 note.....FAKE or REAL?

Below are the list of pictures showing you on how to distinguish whether your RM50 note is legitimate or not..Feel free to check your money..If you discovered that you had a fake RM50 note, don't hustle...One of the option is, donate it to me....hahaha..

CONSPIRACY THEORY::Did We Ever Land On The Moon?

July,16 1969,was the history making date for the United States of America (USA) as they "claimed" to launch the first ever rocket to the moon. Apollo 11 blasted into the space beginning it's 250,000 miles journey to the moon, witnessed by million of Americans and broadcasted live to the rest of the world to be one of the most amazing moment throughout the history of human kind. The mission is to go to the no-man's land (Moon) and this automatically give America a big advantages in winning the fight with Soviet Union ( USSR, also known as CCCP) to conquer the space and eventually won the cold war.

BUT the questions started to arise..Did they really land on the moon? Most of us think so..

Millions of people watched on the television as the lunar-lander touched down and this unforgettable words are spoken: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil Armstrong...for more details on the conversation between Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon, click this link: http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/a11.step.html

Bill Kaysing was an analyst and engineer at the company that design the Apollo rockets. He said:

"The whole thing then, seemed phoney to me. I think it was an intuitive feeling that what was being shown was not real"

As he studied the footage of moon landing more closely, he was shocked to find several inconsistencies. Kaysing observes that despite of the clarity of the deep space, the stars were missing from the black lunar sky. He saw American flag waving, even though there were no air on the moon, and he discovered that there was no blast crater beneath the lunar lander, where it's powerful rocket engine was fired. These evidence convinced Kaysing that we never send a man to the moon.

According to Kaysing, the launched of the Apollo 11 to the space was real, but it just doesn't sent the astronauts to the moon..The astronauts just simply orbiting the earth for 8 days, and in the middle of the process, they broadcast a fake footage made here on the earth...He believed that the filming of the footage was done in the Area 51, a very heavily guarded military top-secret facility in Nevada. Only highly recognized authorized personnel can get inside this place where anybody else could be killed dead just trying to get near this place without any warning given by the military.

Russian's spy satellite photos of the Area 51, revealed not only a series of hangers, that resemble movie sound stages but also moon-like craters surface. These evidences supports Kaysing's claims before.

Area 51 snapshot caught from Russian spy satellite

A series of hangers that resembles movie sound stages were found in Area 51 site (claimed to be the place where all the fake footages were made)

Moon-like surface area also found in the heavily guarded Area 51 (believed to be a man-made fake craters on Earth)

Compare these 2 pictures.
[Left]Moon crater shot allegedly taken from the moon orbit by Apollo 10,
[Right]Moon crater shot by Russian spy satellite from Area 51

Was it just a coincidence that these 2 shot looks similar? Or, was it just the same picture? Allegedly claimed to be the real moon crater..Let's take a look at more evidence..

Flag waving on Moon??

Another shot of flag waving on other Apollo mission

A static photo proved that there were an extra lighting on the moon during the Apollo expedition. Light from a filming studio set?

If there is no source of light on moon other than the Sun, why angle of the shadows between 2 different objects was in different degrees? It was suppose to be in parallel to each other since light propagate in parallel..

Even photography professionals feel skeptic about these pictures produced by NASA...for example, below is the list of pictures, shown more leaks or mistakes done by NASA questioned by professional photographers..For the record, all these static pictures were taken by a camera mounted on the chest of the other astronaut, where the engineer that produces the camera said that, the camera was not stable and the quality of the pictures should not be as clear as these pictures showed.

This astronaut is covered with shadows of the LEM, but yet, we could still see in crystal clear the details of the astronauts especially the American flag at the top of the astronaut's back

Another pictures with the same case, but from different Apollo mission

We could see the Sun at the back of the Astronaut, and the front side of the Astronaut should be in pitch black, but as usual, we can see all the details

Another pictures....we could see the UNITED STATES words clearly

Another issue is that, the footage taken by the astronauts on the moon have similar identical background even though the astronauts reported to be at different place at different days on the moon. The footage taken by different Apollo expeditions also shows the same background but what puzzles us, where is the remnants left by the astronauts from the earlier expedition..The background is the same, but the foreground is differ.

Compare these 4 pictures. The first picture is the picture taken from a different expeditions where the second picture is an earlier footage taken by Astronauts from the previous Apollo mission. Where is the remnant left? Was it moved? By whom?

Video footage taken from one of the sixth Apollo missions, where the Astronauts reported to Earth base that they had discovered a new place on Moon, where the background seems similar to the place they discovered on the day before. Compares these 2 pictures, see the similarity.

The last but not least, I'll show you the fake pictures produced by NASA in order to keep fooling people throughout the world and cover these hoax up. The camera used in the expeditions, as explained by the engineer, will have cross-hairs plotted on the pictures taken for research purposes. These cross-hairs will be on top of every pictures they caught. But what happens was, many of the pictures produced by NASA was claimed to be reused or a photo imposed pictures. The claimed was made due to the position of the cross-hairs which were behind of the subject in the picture. Below are the examples.

If NASA truly landed on the moon,remnants of the six successful Apollo missions would have been left behind. The base structure of the LEM (rocket), the abandon lunar rovers, even the American flag would have still standing at each landing site. Kaysing challenge NASA and all the believers to take the most powerful telescope on the world to see whether there are any sign of remnants as stated above left on the moon....Until today, there are no answers..

-THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE-

Husband ,Wife and Dot Dot Dot....

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of
person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top...HAHAHAHA~

The reason why we put the wedding on the 4th finger...?

Why don't we just put the wedding ring on any fingers we want??or why dont we just pierce it anywhere on our body, so we don't have to worry losing it..OR...WHY THE HACK DO WE NEED THE WEDDING RING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!hahaha..

whatever questions wandering through to your mind, i believe there are answers behind every inquiries..but i'm going to show you the video of why people tend to put wedding ring on their 4th finger..This is based on Chinese tradition and the explanation is given in the video..you decide the rationality of the video..ENJOY~..